The Chronicles of Big E

Here we go again. A(nother) inconvenience transformed into today’s front-page news via my grandmother’s temper. Today’s headline: a bright yellow, Dollar General shopping cart has somehow made its way onto Grandma’s lawn. Don’t ask me how these things happen. Sometimes I think I only exist to give the universe a laugh.

Life, Lemons, and… More Lemons

“I can’t believe I’ve been sentenced to this,” Mathilde thought as she walked towards the restaurant. Yes, first dates should usually be filled with optimism and butterflies mixed with slight nerves… but it had only been four days since her world fell apart at the hands of John’s text…